Reason: I trusted Siri too much
If the pilot says, 'Siri, guide me to Mars,' I was guided to the nearest Maruetsu.
Idea
[Funny Answers Only] A rocket we spent $1B on to launch has crashed. What caused it?
Big call for standout answers! If you’ve got a funny answer, it might be used on M-1 (Japan's Comedy Grand Prix).
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Answer
The theory that only the rocket showed up to the office
The reason was the 'promotion of remote work'—all the engineers were still working from home on the launch day. Only the rocket went to the office.